Starvation mode

Apparently you can gain weight even while training for a marathon. Me, I’ve been maintaining. Aggravatingly so.

So the solution – always with an looming vacation as the ultimate motivation – is for The Sister to draw up a two-week diet to starve me of all snacks, processed foods, refined sugars, and bad carbs. (Though it is not listed on the menu/picture, I should add that I do have breakfast cereal and two pieces of fruit in addition to what is listed.)

I am so craving Special Edition Hagen Daaz Cookies ‘n’ Cream Ice Cream Bar….

On this day..