I was making fun of NPY on account of his Chinese dollar store slippers when he explained how he came to acquire them.
Me: Those are such dorky slippers. You’re such a dork.
Him: Do you know why I got them? It’s got your name on it.
Me: Wha? It says… uhm… feng. Wha?
Him: Yeah. In English, “wind”. Wynd.
Me: Aww! You’re so sweet. And still a dork!
You might see me posting more in this fashion because NPY got me a pretty little present for our two-year anniversary. To protect it, of course I went for a green leather case. I know the brands don’t match!